Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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