is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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