You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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