I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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