Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
no, he came in my armpit
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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