I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
