he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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