what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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