oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
