hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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