3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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