Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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