It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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