You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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