Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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