So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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