She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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