I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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