she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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