Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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