Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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