i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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