i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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