she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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