You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I want to be your penis for a week.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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