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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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