girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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