Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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