I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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