why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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