Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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