So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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