That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
