Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
