Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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