its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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