using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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