Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
