So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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