check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize