Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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