Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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