dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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