my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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