brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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