They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Randomize
