fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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