I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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