Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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