How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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