i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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