i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
