never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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