Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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