I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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